initial code+corpus commit

.gitignore

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 #secrets
 .env
 
+#logs etc
+tweets.txt
+tweets.log
+
 # Byte-compiled / optimized / DLL files
 __pycache__/
 *.py[cod]

README.md

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-# endlessgenghis
+# endlessgenghis
+
+A Twitter bot which creates additional verses for Miike Snow's Genghis Khan.
+
+To create the verses, run `python3 write_verses > tweets.txt`.
+
+Then `python3 tweet.py` tweets one verse.

euphemisms.txt

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+take a nap
+agree on stuff
+show your chest
+make a nest
+make some love
+push and shove
+take off pants
+swap spit
+take a hit
+do a dance
+sink the boat
+pet a goat
+berzerker
+bake a cake
+basket-make
+be intimate
+belly-bump
+bisect triangles
+boom-boom
+bop squiddles
+bouncy-bouncy
+bow-chick-a-wow-wow
+bushwack
+cave-dive
+check the oil
+churn butter
+crush buns
+daub the brush
+dip the wick
+disappoint the wife
+dock the boat
+do the dirty
+dipsy doodle
+do the dew
+hibbety-dibbety
+horizontal tango
+break the ice
+have some fun
+go to town
+go downtown
+slip n slide
+smudge some sage
+humpty dance
+do the nasty
+doodle-bop
+Drive Miss Daisy
+dunk the dingus
+enrage the cave
+entangle
+enter the castle
+feed the kitty
+fickey-fick
+fill the tank
+fish for kippers
+fix the clap flap
+forbidden polka
+do the foxtrot
+frickle-frackle
+funny business
+get busy
+get down
+get it on
+get laid
+get some
+get down with
+banana peel
+wax the bean
+wax the floor
+hoobastank
+turn the crank
+get crunked up
+hide the bone
+hone the bone
+shellack canoes
+mend the kettle
+go all the way
+go balls-deep
+go crabbing
+heels-to-Jesus
+glaze donuts
+grease yer pan
+hang 20 toes
+hang at the Y
+hanky panky
+harpoon the moon
+have relations
+hide the pole
+hit some skins
+humpy-squirty
+hot yoga
+intromission
+jam the clam
+jiffy-stiff
+jiggery-poke
+jingle-jangle
+have intercourse
+knock boots
+lay some pipe
+lust-and-thrust
+make bacon
+make love
+make whoopee
+have marital congress
+mash the fat
+mattress dance
+mingle limbs
+monkey business
+monster mash
+mort douce
+move furniture
+myrtle turtles
+nail the wall
+occupy france
+organ grind
+oscillate
+pass the gravy
+peel tree bark
+pile-drive
+plant the parsnip
+play DND
+play tetris
+poke squid
+polish floors
+pork n beans
+make out
+post a letter
+pump fur
+bread and butter
+take a flyer
+smack the salmon
+stuff the beaver
+hide the canoli
+shake the trailer
+shake that bear
+do the deed
+play catcher
+play doctor
+get frisky
+muck barn
+naked wrestle
+choke the nun
+park the bus
+pully hawly
+quim-stick
+release the kraken
+ride St. George
+rip-‘n’-dip
+rock n roll
+rub wet spots
+rumbusticate
+rumpy-pumpy
+netflix and chill
+plow the land
+search for pocket change
+make sexy time
+shaboink
+shake sheets
+shampoo the wookie
+sharpen the pencil
+shock the monkey
+shrimp the barbie
+shuck the oyster
+sink the pink
+skeet-shoot
+skin the cat
+slam the clam
+slap and tickle
+slap sloppies
+sourkraut
+spear the clam
+struggle snuggle
+stuff the muffin
+stuff tacos
+sweep the chimney
+tame the strange
+tame the shrew
+tap that ass
+thump thighs
+thrash the gash
+thread the needle
+push rope
+making fuck
+waka-waka
+wax that ass
+play scrabble
+pick up sticks
+lay them straight
+suck some face
+rock the taco
+play boggle
+cross the moat

tweet.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+import tweepy
+from dotenv import load_dotenv
+import os
+import random
+
+load_dotenv()
+
+def tweet():
+    lines = open('tweets.txt').read().splitlines()
+    new_tweet = random.choice(lines)
+    if find_dup(new_tweet):
+        tweet()
+    else:
+        return new_tweet
+
+
+def find_dup(tweet):
+    with open('tweets.log', 'rt') as f:
+        tweets = f.readlines()
+        for line in tweets:
+            if line.__contains__(tweet):
+                return True
+            else:
+                return False
+
+# Authenticate to Twitter
+auth = tweepy.OAuthHandler(os.getenv("APIKEY"), os.getenv("APISECRET"))
+auth.set_access_token(os.getenv("TOKEN"), os.getenv("TOKENSECRET"))
+
+# Create API object
+api = tweepy.API(auth)
+
+# Create a tweet
+new_tweet = tweet()
+if find_dup(new_tweet):
+    new_tweet = tweet()
+
+api.update_status(new_tweet)
+
+# log to file
+file = open('tweets.log', 'a')
+file.write(new_tweet + "\n")

write_verses.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+import pronouncing
+import sys
+import random
+
+file1 = open('famous_ppl.txt', 'r') 
+people = file1.readlines() 
+random.shuffle(people)
+
+file2 = open('euphemisms.txt', 'r')
+euphemisms = file2.readlines()
+random.shuffle(euphemisms)
+
+for person in people:
+    for euphemism in euphemisms:
+        person = person.rstrip()
+        last_name = person.split(" ")[-1]
+        for p in pronouncing.rhymes(last_name.rstrip()): 
+            last = euphemism.split(" ")[-1]
+            if p == last.rstrip() and last_name.lower() != last.rstrip():
+                euphemism = euphemism.rstrip()
+                print(f'♫ I get a little bit {person} / Don\'t want you to {euphemism} / ♪ With nobody else but me')